Straight outta freedom’s front porch and laser-burned with unapologetic conviction, the Uncle Donnie Slate Coaster Set is here to lay down the law—on your bar, desk, or battlefield coffee table. Featuring a grayscale, weathered rendering of America’s most polarizing patriot channeling Uncle Sam himself, this Battlegrain exclusive is for the bold, the brash, and the bourbon-sipping few who still give a damn.

Hand-etched on genuine slate and staged to intimidate condensation into submission, these coasters are as functional as they are fearless.

Features:

• Set of 4 laser-engraved slate coasters

• High-resolution grayscale engraving of “Uncle Donnie” in full patriotic point

• Natural slate with rough edges—each piece is uniquely rugged

• Backed with rubber feet to grip your table, not scratch it

• Finished in-house at Battlegrain HQ, one coaster at a time

Perfect For:

• Whiskey nights, poker tables, or grilling with your unapologetic crew

• Patriotic gifts, political humor fans, or that one uncle who still brings fireworks to Thanksgiving

Care Instructions:

Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Avoid harsh chemicals or weak constitutions.