Straight outta freedom’s front porch and laser-burned with unapologetic conviction, the Uncle Donnie Slate Coaster Set is here to lay down the law—on your bar, desk, or battlefield coffee table. Featuring a grayscale, weathered rendering of America’s most polarizing patriot channeling Uncle Sam himself, this Battlegrain exclusive is for the bold, the brash, and the bourbon-sipping few who still give a damn.
Hand-etched on genuine slate and staged to intimidate condensation into submission, these coasters are as functional as they are fearless.
Features:
•Set of 4 laser-engraved slate coasters
•High-resolution grayscale engraving of “Uncle Donnie” in full patriotic point
•Natural slate with rough edges—each piece is uniquely rugged
•Backed with rubber feet to grip your table, not scratch it
•Finished in-house at Battlegrain HQ, one coaster at a time
Perfect For:
•Whiskey nights, poker tables, or grilling with your unapologetic crew
•Patriotic gifts, political humor fans, or that one uncle who still brings fireworks to Thanksgiving
Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth. Avoid harsh chemicals or weak constitutions.