Welcome to sick call, Battlegrain style. This hilarious slate coaster set is a tribute to every service member who’s ever walked into medical with a missing limb and left with Motrin. From questionable diagnoses to cookie-cutter treatment plans, “Military Healthcare” captures the black humor that keeps the ranks laughing through the pain—and the paperwork.
Each coaster is laser-etched with a satirical dose of military medical wisdom, perfect for the barracks, the shop, or the smoke pit med tent.
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Set Features:
• Set of 4 premium natural slate coasters
• High-contrast deep engraving for maximum readability
• Classic military humor, dark and accurate
• Rubber feet on the bottom for table protection
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Perfect For:
• Service members & veterans who survived the “Doc”
• Corpsmen and medics with a sense of humor
• Gifts for barracks bros, E-4 mafias, and squad leaders alike
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Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth.
May cause flashbacks to that one time you got NJP’d for limping.