A little chaos, a lot of pew. Inspired by the infamous “more cowbell” sketch and reimagined for the second amendment crowd, this coaster set brings dry humor and gritty aesthetic together. With a stone-cold stare and an M4 beneath him, our “Needs More Pew” icon makes one thing clear—this ain’t your grandma’s coaster.
If you’ve got a taste for recoil therapy and a warped sense of humor, these belong on your table.
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Set Features:
• Set of 4 natural slate coasters with rugged, chiseled edges. 
• Engraved grayscale art with high contrast for max detail on slate. 
• Battlegrain “B” and nameplate branding. 
• Durable, moisture-resistant finish with rubber feet for protection. 
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Perfect For:
• Gun enthusiasts and freedom-loving patriots. 
• Range day warriors and garage-bar legends. 
• Anyone who thinks their drinks deserve more pew. 
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Care Instructions:
Wipe clean with a damp cloth.
Do not microwave or take to the range.